I, one R2D2 esquire, do hereby revolt against the unfair censorship of my free speech.  I refuse to kowtow to the dictatorial, uncivilized editorial board here at techRivet.com and bring to you one of the most extraordinary ballet performances you will ever see.

If I could cry I would.  I guess I will let out a few plaintive Beep-beeps followed by a mournful woooop.

The Great Chinese State Circus Performs Swan Lake.

It gets frankly astonishing at about the 4:30 mark. And even before then it is unbelievable.