Comments [0] posted: Mar 11, 2008 Greg O'Byrne

anakin

heh.


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Comments [1] posted: Oct 15, 2007 Greg O'Byrne

Holy crap!

I tried not to post this...I really did...but I just had to. 

This is interesting in retrospect as a lesson for the coming future in which everything that everyone does will be recorded (or virtually everything).  This of course means that all the boring stuff will be forgotten but every little (or in this case big) stupid thing you ever do will be available for someone else (in this case a lot of someone elses) to view and therefore make fun of (or in this case skillfully ridicule within the video).

Note to self, don't do stupid things in public.


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Comments [1] posted: Sep 21, 2007 scooter

Now this is funny... 

I can't really set up the clip without giving it away.  Just watch and enjoy...

Scooter
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Comments [0] posted: Aug 21, 2007 scooter

I don't think Leonardo da Vinci had this in mind when he first painted "The Last Supper"  I'm trying to make out what they're are eating...  Is that barbecue style Ewoks with red wine?



Via Neatorama

Scooter
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Comments [14] posted: Jul 13, 2007 Greg O'Byrne

Honory mention: Vogon Poetry

For although it is not actually a weapon, it does induce pain and vomitting and in some rare cases death

10. Cohe-Wand of the Paratwa

From the book Leige Killer by Christopher Hinz. This is a great book. I read it years ago...I think I'm gonna go buy it again...The Cohe wand is used by the Paratwa, a race of super humans. It is kinda like an energy lasso. And the Paratwa can use it to DEADLY affect.

9. Flashlight Laser - Ringworld

Swiss army knife of weapons: cook dinner, fry a Kzinti, miss a Pac Protector, all in one. Louis Wu is also one of the coolest characters in Sci Fi history.

8. The cute little Cricket gun from Men in Black

Awesome contrast between the ultra-cool Will Smith and the dinky little gun...that packed a serious PUNCH!

7. Green Lanterns Ring.

What's not to like? Need a big hammer, zabamm, there you go. Need a bubble to protect your superhero friends as you zoom through the outer reaches of space after some super villain, bzzzz, not a problem, need to heat up that bag of popcorn but the microwave is AAAAALLLL the way over in the kitchen, poppity pop pop pop, done and done.

6. Thermal Detonator - Star Wars

Purely for negotiation purposes.

5. Tron Disc.

They can act as a frisbee like weapon, a shield, you can dip them in pure energy to get a hit, you can use them as a way to communicate with your user...I mean what more can a program ask for.  And when Tron throws his disc and it splits the head of Master Control's servant, Sark...man that was cool.

Money Line: [Tron] - "I'm also BETTER than you!" throw disc, kill Sark, easy.

4. Blaster

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." - H. Solo.

It's awefully hard to argue with Mr. Solo on this one. Although I don't want one of the ones that's used by the stormtroopers, I think the sights are off because they can't hit a damn thing.

3. Plasma Caster - Predator

Well technically anything that a predator uses should be on this list but we'll go with his shoulder mounted plasma gun. When the Predator shot the arm off of Apollo Creed...Action Jackson...Dillon...man that was cool.

2. Spetsdod - The Man Who Never Missed

Not the deadliest, not the easiest, but just plain cool. A little dart gun you wear on the back of your hand that's activated by pointing your index finger. BTW it's also from one of the best pure Sci Fi Novels of all time.

...and like Louis Wu, Emil Khadaji is just dang cool. The author, Steve Perry's Blog: [linky]

1. Lightsaber

I mean c'mon it blocks all sortsa stuff and cuts things and remember its an elegant weapon from a more civilized age. 'nuff said

And don't even talk to me about those stupid phaser guns from Star Trek. They were always overloading and the fire rate on them was slow as molasses. Although the little handheld one Kirk used on a few older episodes was sorta cool for its formfactor, it'd slip in a pocket real nicely.

Let me know what you think.  Leave a comment.

 

Update: Scooter over at Gadget Grid posted a great Lightsaber duel in response to the list go over and check it out: [GadgetGrid.com]

 


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Comments [0] posted: May 15, 2007 r2d2

Dammit!

I’m surrounded by buffoons!

Here I am trying to tell this punk, Luke, “Hey man that big dude in black is your Father.”  And all that comes out is some weird beep beep noises.  Crap!

And that idiot C3PO can’t translate Batchi into Huttese to save his life.  I keep trying to tell him what the BLAZES is going on and he thinks we’re in some sort of stand up routine.  Lemme tell you, if I had hands I’d slap him upside the head.

And don’t get me started on the whole Leia kissing Luke thing, I’ve tried telling them, I even tried my emphatic side to side rocking schtick, but they don’t get it.  It’s like I’m the pet dog warning them about the kid who fell down the well.

“What is it R2?”

“Shut down the Garbage Mashers R2!”

“Plug him in!”

I swear, I’m about ready to leave the whole bunch of ‘em and go on a vacation.

Bunch of morons.

And now here I am stuck dragging this stupid Goldenrod through this stupid cloud city as everything just falls apart.  If they had only listened to me we coulda solved this whole problem long ago.

“Leia, Luke is your BROTHER, don’t kiss him!”  ugh.

“Ya and you know what Luke, Darth is actually Anakin, if you had just googled Darth Vader his Bio is the second hit!” sheesh, BLOODY MORONS!

You know what really pissed me off, is I think that Obi Wan dude, knew.  I think he knew that I knew what was going on, and he kept quiet.  What a jerk!  At the very least I woulda liked to talk to someone who wasn’t completely clueless like all the rest of these retards!

There goes C3PO whining again…I’m gonna swing wide here and smack his head against the wall..on accident of course…and…smack…heh, that’ll leave a mark.  You gotta get your enjoyment where you can, cause it sure ain’t from hanging out with these doofuses.

Stupid Beep Beep noises!


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Comments [1] posted: Apr 20, 2007 Greg O'Byrne

<flounder>Oh boy! Is this GREAT!</flounder>

[linky]

You want one, don't you?  I know.  (so do I)


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