Jupiter has recently emerged beltless after spending the winter on the opposite side of the sun from the Earth. The reasons behind our largest planet’s change in fashionremain unclear at this time. Neighborhood sources interviewed expressed concern that with insufficient support, the planet could be vulnerable to a surprise pantsing, as Pluto is well-known for its practical jokes.
Jupiter did not immediately return calls seeking comment.
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