Comments [27] posted: Jul 13, 2007 Greg O'Byrne

Honory mention: Vogon Poetry

For although it is not actually a weapon, it does induce pain and vomitting and in some rare cases death

10. Cohe-Wand of the Paratwa

From the book Leige Killer by Christopher Hinz. This is a great book. I read it years ago...I think I'm gonna go buy it again...The Cohe wand is used by the Paratwa, a race of super humans. It is kinda like an energy lasso. And the Paratwa can use it to DEADLY affect.

9. Flashlight Laser - Ringworld

Swiss army knife of weapons: cook dinner, fry a Kzinti, miss a Pac Protector, all in one. Louis Wu is also one of the coolest characters in Sci Fi history.

8. The cute little Cricket gun from Men in Black

Awesome contrast between the ultra-cool Will Smith and the dinky little gun...that packed a serious PUNCH!

7. Green Lanterns Ring.

What's not to like? Need a big hammer, zabamm, there you go. Need a bubble to protect your superhero friends as you zoom through the outer reaches of space after some super villain, bzzzz, not a problem, need to heat up that bag of popcorn but the microwave is AAAAALLLL the way over in the kitchen, poppity pop pop pop, done and done.

6. Thermal Detonator - Star Wars

Purely for negotiation purposes.

5. Tron Disc.

They can act as a frisbee like weapon, a shield, you can dip them in pure energy to get a hit, you can use them as a way to communicate with your user...I mean what more can a program ask for.  And when Tron throws his disc and it splits the head of Master Control's servant, Sark...man that was cool.

Money Line: [Tron] - "I'm also BETTER than you!" throw disc, kill Sark, easy.

4. Blaster

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." - H. Solo.

It's awefully hard to argue with Mr. Solo on this one. Although I don't want one of the ones that's used by the stormtroopers, I think the sights are off because they can't hit a damn thing.

3. Plasma Caster - Predator

Well technically anything that a predator uses should be on this list but we'll go with his shoulder mounted plasma gun. When the Predator shot the arm off of Apollo Creed...Action Jackson...Dillon...man that was cool.

2. Spetsdod - The Man Who Never Missed

Not the deadliest, not the easiest, but just plain cool. A little dart gun you wear on the back of your hand that's activated by pointing your index finger. BTW it's also from one of the best pure Sci Fi Novels of all time.

...and like Louis Wu, Emil Khadaji is just dang cool. The author, Steve Perry's Blog: [linky]

1. Lightsaber

I mean c'mon it blocks all sortsa stuff and cuts things and remember its an elegant weapon from a more civilized age. 'nuff said

And don't even talk to me about those stupid phaser guns from Star Trek. They were always overloading and the fire rate on them was slow as molasses. Although the little handheld one Kirk used on a few older episodes was sorta cool for its formfactor, it'd slip in a pocket real nicely.

Let me know what you think.  Leave a comment.

 

Update: Scooter over at Gadget Grid posted a great Lightsaber duel in response to the list go over and check it out: [GadgetGrid.com]

 



Saturday, July 14, 2007 5:33:43 AM UTC
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Sunday, July 15, 2007 3:05:48 AM UTC
Great List! Brings me back to my youth. If I had to pick one or two more... Harry Potter's Wand comes to mind. I guess Batman has a few to choose from, but they were just made up on the fly. Do cartoons count? The bad kid from the Incredible's had that hand held tracker/freeze beam. I wouldn't mind having one of them... And last but not least, I'd like the remote control from the movie click. I know it's a comedy, but I still want one...
Wednesday, July 18, 2007 3:18:47 AM UTC
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007 3:23:47 AM UTC
I have a problem with those...They were an invention of David Lynch, they're not in the book. Although when Kyle MacLachlan killed sting and then broke the floor with only his voice...that was cool.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007 8:53:06 AM UTC
You have obviously never read "Against A Dark Background" by Iain M. Banks, in which case there would be no competition for #1. There's even a Wikipedia entry for "The Lazy Gun".
Tim
Wednesday, July 18, 2007 9:09:16 AM UTC
Well I've read a lot of Banks, but not that one. I'll look into it.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007 9:34:09 AM UTC
Grammar is your friend; you sound like a 12 year old.
Dan
Wednesday, July 18, 2007 9:45:38 AM UTC
Thanks for the pointer Dan. I appreciate the feedback. I was trying for a certain voice that fit the subject matter. I believe that the effect was achieved, your comment confirms it.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007 10:04:03 AM UTC
Although I have to agree highly with your number 1 choice and several others I have to put forward the point of view gun from the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.
Phil
Wednesday, July 18, 2007 3:45:13 PM UTC
What about the monofilament wire with the weight at the end wrapped up in that chick's thumb in one of William Gibson's books. Was it Neuromancer? She bites off the tip of her thumb, swings it around a few times and the guy falls apart like the sergeant in Resident Evil.
D
Thursday, July 19, 2007 9:44:24 PM UTC
Even though the Tasp from Ringworld isn't handheld, I still think it deserves an honorary mention. Using pleasure as a weapon is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Come on.
Thursday, August 09, 2007 12:01:03 AM UTC
I agree the tasp is cool. Although it was such a plot device. Even though it was integrated into the entire novel so well, and introduced on the first page no less, it still allowed Louis Wu to combat the Pac root's siren call...which was its intent.

I always find it interesting to try to get into an author's head and try and figure out where he started the thought process.

Did Niven start with: What can Louis Wu have that allows him to combat the irrestible urge to eat the root?

Or did he start with: What part of the brain does the root work on and how would a modern human combat that?

THEN he starts outlining the plot.

Nonetheless its a cool gadget.
Sunday, December 02, 2007 2:25:10 PM UTC
I do have an Issue, I do think the phaser deserves to be in there, at least over the balaster, I mean com on, you can go deom giving some a slight tickle to erasing a car from existence
Render
Friday, October 10, 2008 2:09:34 PM UTC
louis wu is a most excellent character. bottoms up to fried kzinti!
lili estin
Thursday, February 19, 2009 10:01:32 PM UTC
I always thought that Star Trek had the best weapon in the universe and never used it in that capacity. THE TRANSPORTER!!!! Total energy to matter conversion and back. Beam the Klingon Captains balls into deep space Mr. Scott, we'll see how he negotiates then. Hahahahaha. Or their Warp Core, Defense Weapons, etc...... Agree with Louis Wu being the neatest character. I like Gill (the ARM) Hamilton's weapon also. Reach into someones chest and crush their heart (like he did with the organlegger). I still don't understand the 'science' behind Star Trek's Phaser. Just a knockoff of the "LASER" if you ask me...... Thanks, Peace.... RD Jones
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Although I have to agree highly with your number 1 choice and several others I have to put forward the point of view gun from the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
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